Today is beautiful outside! Sun shining, little to no breeze. Just a great day in Iowa. Still a bit on the cold side though at 8F. And a chance for snow this Friday and Saturday. I just want a WHITE CHRISTMAS this year!

First joke:

An 85 year old man on his deathbed looks up at his 81 year old wife. They have been married for more than 50 years and have four sons.

Three of the sons have red hair and light skin. The fourth son, the youngest, has black hair and dark eyes.

The old man asks his wife “Tell me before I die, is our youngest son my child?”

His wife says “I swear to you on all that is holy, he is your son.”

The old man smiles, closes his eyes, and dies.

The wife turns to the nurse and says “Thank God he didn’t ask me about the first three.”

Did you laugh at that one?

Tomorrow we are going to Des Moines. Visit Aunt Louise and bring her some rice pudding my wife made earlier today and some ham and beans. Plus my wife will fix up Aunt Louise’s hair. No, we did not go last week because of the blizzard. So it is a must tomorrow!

Don’t know the rest of the plans my wife has for tomorrow, but we will be going to our cousin’s house to stay as my wife and her cousin are going to a play tomorrow night. No, don’t ask me what play or where in Des Moines, just take my word it is a chick play. I will stay with John and later than night when the women get back from the play, my wife and I will then come home. Which should make our dog Coco happy! Poor thing will be in the house all day and late into the night without being able to go outside. Good thing she is housebroken and can take those long periods by herself in the house.

Then I have to make an appointment for sometime next week for us to get our eyes examined and get new glasses. Checking now with our insurance company for someone nearby.

A Flasher’s New Year’s Resolution: Expose myself to the less fortunate.

Have another long joke, but will post it tomorrow. Thus you have to come back to read the joke and laugh. And you will laugh!

Oh, wife just brought me a few slices of her gingerbread. Going good with the coffee. Too bad you are not here, you could join in.

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